Hillary Rodham Clinton, Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson -- you can almost see Jon Stewart's head imploding with punch lines -- dominate our bump 'n' grind news this week.
Sprinkled through the regular Upper Deck 2008 baseball cards are caricatures of each presidential candidate in a baseball role. Hillary Rodham Clinton stars as Morganna, "The Kissing Bandit" -- the "buxom stripper who gained fame" in the '70s and '80s "by running onto the field during games and kissing a player."
Paris Hilton said cheers to her birthday by performing a striptease routine that started off with the heiress in a giant champagne glass.
And Pamela Anderson gave a nod to Brigitte Bardot, when the Baywatch alum performed a racy routine to Bardot's iconic Harley Davidson in two sold-out shows at Le Crazy Horse in Paris.