Video of the Week

Here's Paris Hilton's birthday tease.

All The News That's Fit To Strip

Hillary Rodham Clinton, Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson -- you can almost see Jon Stewart's head imploding with punch lines -- dominate our bump 'n' grind news this week.

Sprinkled through the regular Upper Deck 2008 baseball cards are caricatures of each presidential candidate in a baseball role. Hillary Rodham Clinton stars as Morganna, "The Kissing Bandit" -- the "buxom stripper who gained fame" in the '70s and '80s "by running onto the field during games and kissing a player."

Paris Hilton said cheers to her birthday by performing a striptease routine that started off with the heiress in a giant champagne glass.

And Pamela Anderson gave a nod to Brigitte Bardot, when the Baywatch alum performed a racy routine to Bardot's iconic Harley Davidson in two sold-out shows at Le Crazy Horse in Paris.

All The News That's Fit To Strip

Dita Von Teese stops teasing and bares all for the Spanish edition of Playboy. You can see more pix here, but they're definitely NSFW.

In other news ...

An Englishman in New York checks out the Big Apple's saucy side.

Is Paris Hilton celebrating her birthday with the Pussycat Dolls?

Make your own LED pasties.

Hang Fire Books discovers Lili St. Cyr's panties.