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Dita Von Teese has said if she ever marries again it will not include "til death do us part". The burlesque star told The Daily Telegraph: "I loved the ritual of being married but if I marry again I would change the vows from 'til death us do part' to 'I'm really in love with you right now'." And to our British readers, she's also looking for an English beau.

In other news ...

The Porcelain Twinz accuse club owner of sexual harassment.

Pam Anderson strips for Ellen.

Burlesque teases its way into Wilmington and shimmies into New Paltz.

Britney Spears comeback to include a bevy of burlesque dancers.

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Hillary Rodham Clinton, Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson -- you can almost see Jon Stewart's head imploding with punch lines -- dominate our bump 'n' grind news this week.

Sprinkled through the regular Upper Deck 2008 baseball cards are caricatures of each presidential candidate in a baseball role. Hillary Rodham Clinton stars as Morganna, "The Kissing Bandit" -- the "buxom stripper who gained fame" in the '70s and '80s "by running onto the field during games and kissing a player."

Paris Hilton said cheers to her birthday by performing a striptease routine that started off with the heiress in a giant champagne glass.

And Pamela Anderson gave a nod to Brigitte Bardot, when the Baywatch alum performed a racy routine to Bardot's iconic Harley Davidson in two sold-out shows at Le Crazy Horse in Paris.

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Dita Von Teese shimmied with high society in Vienna last week. The burly queen, who dazzled in a silver gown, was the guest of Austrian mogul Richard Lugner who brings a celebrity to the Opera Ball each year. Past guests have included Carmen Elektra, Sophia Loren and Andie MacDowel. Lugner said he invited von Teese because his daughter begged him to.

In other news ...

Baywaytch alums Pamela Anderson and Carmen Elektra just can't keep their clothes on.

The L.A. Times looks at Hollywood's glamorous hot spots, including Ciro's where Lili St. Cyr made a splash.

A grad student wonders about stripping to earn a PhD.

Shanghai Pearl and Miss Indigo Blue teach one writer that, "Burlesque is not just stripteases, it's a way of life, an attitude."